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Best New Cooking Show

Only, it doesn’t exist– yet.

KONICA MINOLTA DIGITAL CAMERAIn my wildest blogging fantasies, I dream of hosting a cooking show.  But wait—not just the same old ‘here’s a nifty dip to serve at a barbeque.’  And definitely not ‘let’s watch a professional chef verbally abuse people for your entertainment.’  Let’s imagine a nicer mix of the two.  I’d like to believe that this new cooking show– something friendly, funny and helpful– might make for good ratings.  I’m no television expert—we don’t even have cable—but I know what it’s like to cook and I try to practice my daily acts of kindness and beauty and bumper-sticker philosophy (okay, to a point—some bumper-sticker philosophy just gets ridiculous).

What I want to offer viewers in my new cooking show, is the chance to learn to cook better, while getting a peek inside an American household (we’ll go international, of course, once it catches on) and adding that irresistible flash of hot, charming celebrity.  It would be a whole new category of helpful reality television.  I recommend choosing families from all demographics, geographical regions, socio-economic status, gender partner pairing (tripling or squaring) marital status and generational mixing.  If we’re going American, let’s really represent America.  In the end, it will try to have nothing to do with politics.

Here are the ingredients:

1 family cook and his or her family
1 family recipe (not taken from a chef/restaurant cookbook)
1 celebrity cook/chef (my picks: Pioneer Woman— Ree Drummond, Anthony Bourdain, or Bobby Flay.  If you have any other suggestions, please chime in below.)


Invite celebrity chef of the week (preferably, a different one every week for added variety) to a family dinner.  The family cook prepares the meal and serves it to their own family plus chef and any guests.  Everyone enjoys the meal.
Then, celebrity chef and family cook sit down and discuss the merits of the meal and constructively discuss possible improvements.  This would be a nice time to talk about the significance or history of the family recipe.

Finally, the celebrity chef and the home cook make the meal together, implementing many or all of the improvements to the meal.  They all enjoy it together and the family cook has learned from a pro.

Fun, no?

For added participatory fun, let’s vote for our favorite celebrity chef to star in my imaginary cooking show:


3 responses to “Best New Cooking Show

  1. Jeremy June 17, 2013 at 10:33 pm

    I’ve seen Anthony Bourdain eat a lot of food, but not seen him cook much so I don’t know how the food improvements would go. I like Alton Brown a lot and I think he would be good at explaining why he would make certain changes to the meal. I love the idea for your show!

  2. LFFL July 11, 2013 at 2:44 am

    I love watching cooking shows.

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